Ethane

Ethane is a wholly mysterious creature. No true form of him has ever been confirmed, although recently he has taken the form of a teenage boy. In the past known forms of him have been a 12 foot lizard of unknown species, a sentient volcano, and a sentient maple tree.

Identifying a entity as Ethane is really simple. First ask it, "what is your name?" if the reply is "Ethan, but it's spelt with an E at the end." Then ask, "How old are you?" you should get one of two answers, the first he will take about a two second pause and look up to his left, then say "16." A lot of people mistake this for him being a retard, but what is really happening is the entity is attempting to remember his persona. The second potential answer is "One Billion years old" this answer will be given to those he trusts.

Ethane is known to go into violent fits of rage when not taking his stabilizing medications he has from a unknown source. Signs of an oncoming whirlwind are, his flesh turning white or red, him becoming uncharacteristically quiet, and him hunching over and staring at his target. Another ability of Ethane is the ability of take his conscious out of reality while keeping his body in the physical plane.

Ethane is a violent entity who hates the Human race, for one reason or another, each time he is asked why the answer changes. Do not approach this entity, be careful where you walk at night, and most importantly never insult the soda Moxie in front of him, or leave whipped cream unattended, this may cause apocalyptic consequences.